becketts-areola:

Casual Castle Fan: Oh, I see Castle’s coming back this September. Better make sure my DVR records the episode.

Big Castle Fan: Castle’s coming back September 29th! That’s cool!

MEGA Castle Fan: I CAN’T WAIT FOR CASTLE TO COME BACK IN 6 WEEKS!!

Me: 42 DAYS, 23.5 HOURS LEFT TIL MY LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.